halleregina:

halleregina:

Okay now that I’ve finally quit Denny’s let me tell you guys about the bizarre fucking otherworld it is

• The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate. Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs I’ve never heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version of Let it Go.
  
• Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the repairman said he couldn’t find anything wrong with it.
• People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking lot multiple times a week.
• It’s open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even happening. 
• Regular customers included:
• A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate pieces of literature on the subject
• A little person named Kevin who told me “sometimes I call myself a dwarf when I’m feeling whimsical”
• An actual group of Neo-Nazis
• An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us)
• Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time
• A Scottish landscaper who told us we “couldn’t prove he doesn’t know Simon Pegg”
• I have more these are just off the top of my head

I can’t believe I forgot

• two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel is bisexual or not
  
• I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he said “No, I’m not a socialist”.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

bad: twilight’s entire story, every character arc, and every possible lesson and moral it attempts to portray.

good: twilight shitposts

colehersch:

things i was mad didn’t happen in The Incredibles 2

mayor-deer:

This is so pure I love this grandma <3

yinza:

Listening to The Adventure Zone always makes me want to draw dumb scenes so here’s Taako Mary-Poppins-ing down the well.

ruinedchildhood:

noenoeh:

Here is my piece for the @sinnohfanzine! I had so many good memories walking by Valley Windworks!

tariqah:

someonekillpewdiepie:

Jeff.

I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.

feministism:

nbjafar:

princesiddie:

this is old news but this is the funniest fuck ing thing ive seen in we eks

newtlesbian:

gay scientist pride flag for the only type of scientist that exists: gay ones

• purple: aka the gay color. belongs to the gays just like science does. top stripe bc all of science is gay
  
• blue: for science herself.
  
• cyan: the color of your gloved hands that you wish were being held by your lab partner
  
• teal: gay love between scientists
  
• grey: the familiar glow of the wikipedia entry under gay scientists as you open it for the 10th time today
  
• white: bottom stripe to represent labcoats on the floor after realizing that gay sexual tension between you and your lab partner was mutual
  

andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:

why do i keep laughing at the thought of female!spiderman…(spidergirl? spiderwoman?) getting caught without her mask on and the dude who catches her just goes on a rant about ‘fake geek girls’ and how ‘that costume isn’t even accurate oh my god’ and ‘comic-con was last week’

and her secret identity is saved because some dudebro in a batman t-shirt thinks he’s hot shit 

certifiedloverboy:

gay love letters